On Shahs of Sunset Season 4 Episode 15, the Bravo show featured cast members coming together to reunite ... and rehash, and reopen old wounds.
Oh yes, there was plenty to cover on Shahs of Sunset Season 4 Episode 15. So much so that we don't even know where to begin at this point.
Perhaps the #1 takeaway when you watch Shahs of Sunset online will be Mike Shouhed confronted about - and denying - cheating on his wife.
It has long been rumored that Mike banged GG's sister, and that the banging took place on the very day he got engaged to Jessica Parido.
He denied this, saying she came with him to go "suit shopping."
At this, GG was incredulous, saying that someone required "another nose job" because their current one "might be growing like Pinocchio."
Reza Farahan was also pretty irate when he heard this.
"Mike, be accountable, stop being the f--king victim," Reza said. "Oh my god, I can't…I can't breathe, it's really hot and I'm overheating."
Reza also mocked Jessica for converting religions for Mike, then slammed Mike for not making any effort to become friends with the crew.
During a break in the action, but with cameras still rolling, the two men berated each other in Farsi, with Mike even threatening to kill Reza.
On a lighter note (literally!) ... Reza, 42, claimed to have lost 30 lbs., while GG, 33, is "extremely happy" with the new breasts she bought.
"They're really soft Andy, you want to touch them?" GG half-seriously asked Andy Cohen, while MJ then got into heavier (literally!) issues.
When MJ said Asa Rahmati was lying about her weight being 170 lbs., Asa said she should be supported for going public with that total.
The group then discussed how Reza had picked MJ as his maid of honor in Thailand ... that is before postponing his wedding indefinitely.
This devolved into an epic fight involving MJ and Asifa, with whom, "I've been dealing with this bulls--t from this toxic b-tch for so f--king long."
"You are still an evil person inside," Asifa responded, while MJ said:
"I don't respect you, so I don't care what your opinion of me is."
Good stuff. As for the status of Reza and his fiance Adam?
"We're in a really good place now,' he said, admitting he is flawed and calling off the wedding was the hardest thing he had ever done in his life.
Still, he says, he's glad he did so because of where they are now, which is living together and having sex the night before the taping, evidently.
They're still getting hitched, he promises, at some point.