Lady Gaga would like everyone to know that she is not Kim Kardashian.
She is not expecting a child any time soon.
With Lady Gaga pregnant rumors making the Internet rounds all month long, the singer made a point of shooting down the chatter last night during her concert with Tony Bennett at the Hollywood Bowl.
"I'm getting a little older and many people think I’m pregnant,” Lady Gaga told the crowd, adding: "I tell them, ‘I’m just almost f-cking 30."
Yes, Lady Gaga just said that being almost 30 qualifies one as "old."
Excuse us while we go drown ourselves in laundry detergent...
Referring to her iconic duet partner, Gaga then admitted she’s put on a few extra pounds.
"Tony’s taught me [that] you can live your life and feel the same every single day forever," she said. "Me on the other hand, I’m having a more difficult time with things."
The star then proceeded to grab her thigh and quip: "A little more here and there."
Gaga, of course, is engaged to Taylor Kinney, about whom she gushed during this same concert.
"Every little bit I get with him, even though it’s not a lot, means so much," she said in reference to a recent attempt to Skype with her fiance.