Have no worries, people. Kylie Jenner will not die of drug use.
Clogged arteries, however? That may be a different story...
In what may be our favorite Tweet of the century, Jenner responded today to rumors that she posted a video to Snapchat late this week in which she was admittedly "high as f-ck."
The disturbing footage was later removed, seemingly providing evidence that Kylie was trying to hide something.
But, nope, sorry, we all heard very wrong, Kylie wrote today.
"I did a snapchat saying my chicken was "good as f*ck" eating Popeyes for the 1st time and apparently people think I said high as f*ck," Jenner Tweeted this afternoon.
She then added:
“I DID NOT say that. sorry to disappoint everyone who thinks I'm this wild child. The media is mean & I try not to look @ it. So sorry 4 the late statement.”
In Kylie's defense.... Popeye's chicken is really very tasty.
This hasn't exactly been the best week of Jenner's life.
A few days prior to the controversial Snapchat video's release, a clip from Keeping Up with the Kardashians went viral. In it, after months of saying otherwise, Kylie admits to using lip fillers.
So, in this case, Kylie was caught red-handed. In the prior case, she wants us to believe she was simply caught greasy-fingered. (Get it? Because friend chicken is very greasy? Sorry.)