It's been almost four months since we first learned that Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio hooked up during a party at the Playboy Mansion.
From there, a bumper crop of rumors emerged, ranging from the believable (Rihanna had a crush on Leo when she was a teenager.) to the sublimely ridiculous. (RIHANNA IS PREGNANT WITH LEO'S BABY!!! ZOMG!!!)
RiRi made the press rounds last week to promote her new kids' flick, Home, and naturally some random tabloid reporter broached the subject in the most absurd fashion imaginable. ("How does Rihanna DiCaprio sound to you?")
Ri being Ri, she shut that sh-t down with a quickness and put the Rihannardo rumors to rest once and for all.
"It sounds like you should stay away from the blogs because they will screw you every time," Rihanna told the reporter. (We're sure she meant to add, "Except for The Hollywood Gossip, of course!")
"I'm so busy right now that I just don't have a lot of time to offer a man, so it wouldn't even be fair to be thinking of pulling someone into this life.
"But if I did, he would have to be man enough to not be scared."
There you have it, Leo. You may have King of the World in the '90s, but there's a good chance you're just not man enough to hand with RiRi.