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Depending on where you are in the country, it’s likely a frigid Tuesday morning right now, and you might be in need of a good laugh. Man, do we have you covered:

Yesterday, we learned that Rihanna and Leonardo DiCaprio were spotted hooking up during a party at the Playboy Mansion.

Rihanna: Pissed
Leonardo DiCaprio Red Carpet Photo

The story makes sense – they’re both single; they’ve been both been known to "get around;" and there were plenty of witnesses. 

Yes, two young famous people (okay, one young famous person and Leo) were spotted making out while partying at the most sexually-charged place on the planet. It’s interesting, but it’s hardly scandalous.

So naturally, it was only a matter of time before someone came along and threw some total BS into the mix in order to make this story story truly ca-razy!

Enter the fine folks as Media Take Out, aka, the lyingest liars of the celebrity gossip world.

MTO claims to have "controverted proof" (they probably mean "incontrovertible," but whatevs) that RiRi is pregnant, and they’re guessing (because why not?) that the baby belongs to Leo.

This an important story, because – as the website points out – if Leo and Rih were to bring a child into the world, it might result in Blue Ivy Carter and North West getting "BUMPED TO B-LIST BABIES" (caps lock theirs).

When you consider that Leo and Taylor Swift are supposedly an item these days, this thing could get messy. 

Chris Brown better quit smoking blunts with Elvis and Tupac on Jupiter so he can help get this thing sorted out!