Last night, the world learned that Chris Brown is a father.
That was weird enough, but as with all things Breezy, the story only gets more screwed up the deeper you look into it.
First, Karrueche dumped Chris on Twitter, which seems to indicate that she was as clueless about his love child as the rest of us.
Now, we know that the news came with a double-dose of WTF?! for Karrueche, as Chris' baby mama, Nia Amey, was apparently one of K-Tran's party pals:
That's Karrueche with her arm around Nia (the one making the duck-face) in the summer of 2013. By our calculations, Nia would've gotten knocked up with a Breezy baby later that same summer.
We're guessing Karrueche wouldn't mind having this moment back.
As of right now, there are few photos of Nia and Chris' daughter, but facts about the 31-year-old former model and "video vixen" are beginning to emerge.
It seems that Nia is a native Texan who has known Brown since well before he began his relationship with Karrueche.
Officially, Nia and Chris were never more than "friends," but obviously, that friendship included some benefits.
Karrueche and Chris have broken up several times in the past, but something tells us that this time, Kae will be parting ways with both Nia and Breexy for good.