We really didn't think it could get any better than Anna Kendrick live Tweeting the Super Bowl and gushing over Katy Perry's boobs.
And we ended up being really, really mistaken.
The Pitch Perfect star treated viewers to her minute-by-minute thoughts on Women Tell All special of The Bachelor this Monday evening, revealing a number of important personal tidbits along the way.
SHE HATES SPENCER PRATT: The reality show villain actually Favorited Kendrick’s Tweet about how women should not “play the victim if they can’t even act the part,” to which Kendrick replied:
“Well, now I have to kill myself."
SHE HAS AWESOME TASTE: "Jade looks great naked. Not that I googled it. Like.... a friend... showed me....," Kendrick wrote. What else needs to be said?
SHE'S READY TO SERVE AS A LIFE COACH: "ASHLEY S WILL YOU PLEASE COACH ME FOR ALL FUTURE TV INTERVIEWS THIS IS NOT A JOKE #TheBachelor," Kendrick wrote.
Trust us, Anna. We know. When one uses ALL CAPS, one is never joking.
SHE PITIES THE BACHELOR HIMSELF: "Chris Soules: proof that no amount of media training prepares you for women who want real answers. #PoorSweetSillyMan #Bless."
SHE'S ON TEAM KAITLYN BRISTOWE: Tweeted Kendrick of the next Bachelorette:
"Kaitlyn can do better. Like if my boyfriend left me for her, I'd get it."
We need to now go watch The Bachelor online in order to better understand Anna's Tweets. And we ALL need to bow down before Anna Kendrick.