It's happened, folks. Kanye West may have achieved maximum Kanye West.
This morning, Yeezy appeared on The Breakfast Club - that NYC morning show that's unexpectedly become the go-to launching pad for epic burns in the past week, and not only did he sound off on the Amber Rose-Khloe Kardashian feud, he even offered his two cents on the issue of Tyga dating Kylie Jenner.
If you thought it was hard to remain a Kanye fan after the Beck rant, wait til you hear this:
"If Kim had just dated me when I first wanted to be with her, there wouldn't be an Amber Rose," sayeth Yeezus.
As for those rumor that Kanye received nude Kim Kardashian photos while he was still dating Amber?
"I wish!" Kanye says (as though he couldn't have found such pics online). Then 'Ye goes positively nuclear on his ex:
"It's hard for a woman to want to be with someone who was with Amber Rose. I had to take 30 showers before I got with Kim."
Shocking stuff, and arguably completely uncalled for, but then again, Amber did call Kim a "whore" on Twitter just a few days ago.
Anyway, surprising as that comment is, 'Ye reserves his most jaw-dropping remark for the topic Tyga's cradle-robbing romance with Kylie:
"I think he got in early," Kanye says. "I think he was smart."
We're seriously hoping 'Ye was joking on that one, but even if was...gross. Statutory rape - HIGH-larious, right?!
It'll be interesting to see if Kanye will face any backlash for these comments, or if he'll just issue a half-assed apology and keep right on Kanye-ing, like he always does.