Troubled, nearly broke and occasionally homeless father of eight Jon Gosselin has found yet another career to pursue, and it's definitely his most ambitious yet:
Where's it at?! He's got two turntables and a microphone!
That's right, everyboy give it up for DJ Jon Gosselin!
What a long, strange trip it's been for Eastern Pennsylvania's hottest DJ.
Before the golden years of Jon & Kate Plus 8, he worked in IT. Then he had eight kids and became a full-time reality star slash Kate Gosselin's verbal pinata.
But hey, the pay was good. Until the show and marriage imploded.
Then he spiraled out of control, becoming a less successful reality star, friend of Michael Lohan, Ed Hardy poster boy, and dater of young, desperate girls.
Following recent reports that Jon Gosselin was broke and evicted from the house he was renting, he apparently caught the DJ fever gripping this nation.
The 37-year-old says he's long been drawn to the gig, and has been training scratching, turning and mixing under veteran disc jockey DJ Koolie.
Now he's ready to take his act solo, and Jon has booked a gig in Allentown, Pa., as he seeks to make a name for himself on the local club circuit.
Watch out Mark Ronson, DJ Jon is coming for you hard. What begins in small-time Keystone State venues could soon become a global thing, baby. Or not.
Started from the bottom now we ... back at the bottom.