When you look around your city, you might see crime, poverty, and failing schools.
There are no easy solutions to those problems...but have you consider the possibility that your mayor isn't wearing enough chains? Because that just might be the issue in College Park, Georgia.
That's why Tauheed Epps, aka Tity Boi, aka 2 Chainz is taking matters into his own hands and running for the highest office in his hometown.
"I'm supposed to be running for mayor in College Park," Mr. Chainz recently told XXL magazine. "I got everybody wishing. I'm really gonna do this little mayor thing in College Park. I'm just trying to make sure I have the right qualifications."
Well, he may not want to refer to it as "this little mayor thing" once he's on the campaign trail, but if the qualifications include smoking blunts the size of baseball bats, then 2 Chainz definitely has what it takes.
We already saw his rhetorical skills at work when he debated weed legalization with Nancy Grace a couple weeks ago. If he can bring that sort of eloquence and impeccable taste in cardigans to a mayoral campaign, his opponents don't stand a chance.
Chainz' platform would reportedly include marijuana legalization (of course), reduction of budget deficits, and allowing felons to register to vote.
Sadly, 2 Chainz' campaign may be over before it even starts, as indumbent mayor Jack Longino claims the rapper doesn't actually live in Collge Park. Psssht...details.