Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 6 Recap: I Hate You More Than Life, Go Cry Some More!

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Last week on Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney found herself being interrogated by the gang, mostly Jax Taylor, over her alleged cheating on Tom Schwartz.

This week, Kristen Doute flipped the script, posing the question of whether Tom cheated on Katie. Jax, of course, was right in the middle of this drama as well.

Appropriately titled "Kiss and Tell," since that's about all these fools seem to do with their lives, Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 6 was all about Katie.

It didn't begin that way, but when Kristen met up with Stassi Schroeder to apologize for their fight last season, the topic turned to Katie and Schwartz's romance.

Stassi accused Kristen of wanting to "take Tom and Katie down." She denied this, Jax was accused of stirring the pot, and things got pretty heated.

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know these incestuous love quadrangles and incessant lies can be hard to follow at times. Or all the time.

To make a long story short, just about everything Kristen says sounds like a lie. She's a close second only to Jax in that department. But in this case?

Something about her insistence that Tom cheated on Katie - according to Jax and Scheana Marie - made Stassi wonder if just maybe that happened.

Naturally, Stassi ran home and told Katie, and after last week's interrogation about Katie motorboating crotch, she went to confront Jax at SUR.

Jax, naturally, claimed he never said anything and denied that Tom Schwartz cheated, even though he was the one who initially stated this publicly.

Katie looked really confused. She was far from alone.

Jax then kindly told Katie he would like nothing more than to see Tom "rail some girl right in front of you," which obviously did not go over that well.

More words were exchanged, she informed Jax that she hates him, and Jax responding by telling Katie, "I hate you more than life, go cry some more!"

Class act, that Jax Taylor. Always truthful and forthright.

What does that guy even talk about in therapy? Besides The Green Mile and his friends' love lives? Guy has SERIOUS issues that apparently aren't being addressed.

Eventually, word got back to Tom Schwartz about the rumors, and rather than continue to perpetuate this endless cycle of lies, he decided to come clean.

He denied having sex in Vegas, but he did cop to “making out” with Scheana‘s friend, who is obviously named Kate, because we weren't confused enough.

Nothing "at dick level" went on with this Katie, though.

Nevertheless, Tom still stands accused of sexing up Jax's girlfriend Tiffany’s best friend, and while he denied that, we have a feeling this isn't over.

Katie left SUR in tears, fleeing to Stassi's place for wine and greasy pizza. Soon enough, Schwartz showed up with tulips in hand as the credits rolled.

Will she forgive him? Should she forgive him? Should both of them just break up, since they don't seem to do anything besides argue over this stuff?

Meanwhile, Lisa hosted a "50 Gay Mayors" party at PUMP and made Jax and Tom Sandoval to do tray duty, and Scheana Marie said "obvi" very annoyingly.

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