If you watched Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1, then you know much of the drama centered around the stormy relationship between Tom Sandoval and Kristen Doutes.
Yes, Tom and Kristen broke up last season, but their love lives are still intertwined thanks to her efforts to sabotage his relationship with Ariana Madix.
Kristen has even recruited her new boyfriend – world-class douche James Kennedy – to help her convince Ariana that Tom cheated during a recent trip to Miami.
Tom took to his Bravo blog this week to dispel the rumors and attempt to expose Kristen as a liar. Given Kristen’s historically shaky relationship with the truth, we tend to believe him:
“First of all, there are no texts between me and this Miami girl that prove anything more than a social hangout in a group setting went down,” Tom wrote. “The obvious reason is because absolutely NOTHING happened!”
“Kristen is lying or at the very least reaching for something that doesn’t exist. There was also NO selfie sent to this girl, only a pic that Schwartz took of me on a scooter as an excuse to stay away because Jax had invited these girls to hang out.”
Ever since she was busted for cheating on Tom with his best friend Jax Taylor, Kristen has taken on a sort of resident villain role on the show.
She seems to relish the part, and she’s passed up every opportunity to claim that her negative portrayal is a result of scripting or careful editing.
In fact, earlier today, Kristen claimed every bit of Vanderpump Rules drama is real! Sounds like someone really enjoys being the girl the audience loves to hate.