Katy Perry's random boyfriend DJ Diplo continued his feud with Taylor Swift and Lorde on Twitter, which is already one of the sillier sentences we can recall writing.
After he mocked Taylor Swift's booty for no reason last week, her BFF came to her defense as Lorde dissed Diplo's tiny penis in an epic Twitter burn.
Now the electronic music guru is hitting back, re-tweeting her "should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it" zing with this parenthetical aside:
"The moment u realize she's a high school student."
Diplo, who is 36 years old, then playfully added on Twitter, "Disappointed the swift boat veterans didn't get my tiny dick a fundly going (enlarge me bae)."
He then shared a screen grab of a clearly Photoshopped tweet from Swift, 24, which reads "#Taylor'sAss is trending!!" to which he said, "U go girl."
Lorde, 18, fired off the tiny d!ck burn after he mused on the social media network that "someone should make a kickstarter to get taylor swift a booty."
It might seem a little ridiculous that a guy closer to 40 than 30 is picking on a couple of girls who are 24 and 18, but ... okay, it is completely ridiculous.
However, Taylor did supposedly diss Katy Perry in the song "Bad Blood," and Diplo has been dating her (somehow) for a few months now, so there's that.
Maybe he's just defending her honor?
In any case, we wouldn't want to get om Taylor's bad side. Not only do you end up in epic breakup anthems, but she can wield a mean 8-iron if provoked ...