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Even though her Wikipedia page says Courtney Stodden is a singer, the 20-year-old’s only real talents seem to be marrying much older men and having giant breasts.

Those skills have served her well, but considering Courtney and Doug Hutchison’s reality show pilot was turned down by…well, everyone, it’s not surprising that she’s trying to branch out as part of her bid to remain relevant.

Fortunately, Courntney’s not trying to become a Serious Actress, or anything ridiculous like that. Instead she’s sticking to her strengths by bouncing around a lot and making herself the butt of every joke:

Courtney Stodden Does Stand-Up

Courtney is at her most amusing when she’s making fun of herself and her ditzy blonde image, and that’s just what she does here. Her jokes actually aren’t terrible, but as always, Courtney’s boobs steal the spotlight.


Courtney professes her love of "dumb blonde jokes," and that’s all she offers here, which is totally fine with us. Stick with what you know, right? Some highlights:

"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house, baby!"

"What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? Last year’s hide-and-seek winner!"

"What is a blonde’s favorite color? Glitter!"

Of course, Courtney admits to not getting most of her own jokes, and the video parodies Seinfeld, which went off the air when she was four, but we’ll forgive her.

Sometimes, the funniest people aren’t in on their own joke.