Kris Humphries, for those of you who remember who that is, was asked this week about Kim Kardashian's instant classic photo shoot for Paper, because obviously.
To make a long story short, the NBA player is either:
- Currently residing under a nice rock somewhere
- Blissfully, genuinely unconcerned about Kim
- A much, much better actor than we thought
Even though their 72-day marriage feels like a lifetime ago, the second Mr. Kim Kardashian will likely never hear the end of it as long as he lives.
On a routine basis, he'll be forever linked to her. When there's a Kim Kardashian nude photo shoot like this one? Guy turns into a full-scale media target!
His ex-wife is trying to break the Internet, after all.
What she won't break is Kris Humphries' spirit! During an interview Thursday, on D.C.'s 106.7 The Fan, the Washington Wizards player was asked about the pics ...
"I gotta ask you, man," host Danny Rouhier started. "Listen. Yesterday there was like this thing that melted the Internet, and I'm sure you know what I'm talking about."
"What's it like on a day like yesterday? You go out and play well and it's awesome, you can put distractions aside, but like, it's a unique position you're in."
"Are guys giving you a heard time?"
Kris' response to that query:
"I've always been a basketball-first kind of guy, and had a lot of success through everything. For me, it's just basketball, and that's where my outlet is, especially now."
"I'm on a team that's winning, and we're gonna be in the playoffs and do all that. It feels good. But everything else, I don't really pay a lot of attention to."
Host Grant Paulsen pressed further, interjecting, "Is it hard, though, on a day like yesterday? Do you just stay off your phone? Or how does that work?"
"I mean, a lot of times I don't even know what's going on," Kris responded, either playing dumb or genuinely glad to have moved on from Kim & Ko.
"I'm on ESPN and basketball websites and stuff like that. I'm not someone who's even paying attention to things that don't really matter in my world."
Ooooh, burn. We totally didn't think he was good at acting when we used to watch him on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, so he may well be serious.
In case you're lying and actually trolling sites right now looking to find out what people are talking about, Kris ... click through the gallery above, man.
Kim, meanwhile, was actually asked about Kris this week, and basically said that the marriage was a valuable life experience. Live and learn, you know?