Vanderpump Rules is back for a new season Monday, November 3 on Bravo, with Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor and Scheana Marie in tow.
Better make your reservation at overpriced, coke-fueled Sur now!
According to the network's teaser, "Vanderpump Rules is back for Season 3, with even more drama, and with the promise that the truth will come out."
After all of last season's lies, betrayals and revelations, there's plenty to catch up on and lots of different directions the drama can go in this fall.
Jax and Tom will try to repair their friendship, while Tom's ex Kristen must cope with Tom and Ariana being a thing now, and flaunting this at work.
All while serving reheated Hungry Man dinners for $50 a pop.
We know, Kristen Doute pining for Tom Sandoval has been done before, but with sexual and professional tension this potent, you gotta go back to that well.
Former Eddie Cibrian plaything Scheana Marie will also play a key role as she prepares for her nuptials with Mike Shay (the two wed this summer).
Jax looks to be up to his old tricks, getting it in with whomever will allow it and generally ruining people's lives. He's better than any fictional villain on TV.
Stassi, who bolted for N.Y.C. to pursue a career in fashion last season, has apparently followed her boyfriend back to L.A. for more scripted drama at Sur.
You know there will be issues with her back in the mix (hence why she's back in the mix), and Scheana calling Stassi a s--tty friend may be just a start.
Lisa, meanwhile, will be preparing to launch a new hot spot, fittingly titled PUMP. Who else is so pumped to watch Vanderpump Rules online November 3?!
You know you are. It's okay. You're among friends here.