America's Sweetheart Jennifer Aniston is (gasp) having a baby at last.
Seriously, Jennifer's lifelong dream has been a long time coming.
By our count, this will be her 23rd kid. But they're all special.
She must be getting up there in age, though, 'cause celebrity gossip tabloid Life & Style has tweaked its approach to the tried and true "baby for Jen" angle.
Instead of some hunk getting the forever childless Jennifer Aniston pregnant, she's now - wait ... just wait for it - going to be adopting a child!
By herself, it appears, even though she's been engaged for awhile!
If you believe the cover above, Justin Theroux had nothing to do with this. The secret adoption papers were filled out with no input from her fiance.
Wonder how he'd feel about that if this were possibly true.
Probably not very positively, considering they've made a lifelong commitment to each other and all (their engagement, unlike this story, is legitimate).
We can't wait to hear about his fake reaction to this fake story once we get ALL THE DETAILS promised in the pages of this supermarket magazine.
If we had to guess, we'd say that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married recently had something to do with this, because Jen's life revolves around theirs.
Jen even acknowledged recently that "being a woman, your value and worth is associated with your marital status or whether or not you've procreated."
The Friends cast member said this negatively, at least ostensibly, noting that in her mind, "I don't have this sort of checklist of things that have to be done."
Come on, though. We all know she's been desperate for a kid for the past 10 years at least since she lost Brad. At least that makes for a good story.
One the gossip rags will keep BS'ing 'til the cows come home.