Lady Gaga is still a thing, apparently, and she has a new album to promote – which in Gaga-land, means it’s time to get naked.
The Mother Monster’s latest bids for attention have fallen flat, so hopefully she’ll have better luck this time around.
Last month, Gaga feuded with Madonna, before realizing that no one really cares about Madonna anymore, either.
Prior to that she wore traditional Indian garb in Arab countries in an effort to shock everyone with…how bad she is at geography?
Anyway, now that her record has been released (It’s her first foray into jazz. We’ll give you a moment to wipe the vomit from your screen.) Gaga is kicking it up a notch with the help of a pair of pasties.
Gaga is one of the celebrities that we’re surprised has not been hacked yet, so it’s been a while since we’ve seen her naked. (Hopefully she’s been doing a little more maintenance downstairs than up, if ya know what we mean.)
We know she’s been away from the nudity game for a while, but LG is gonna step her game up if she wants to shock modern audiences.
The Fappening has basically desensitized us to female nudity and Rihanna wore a see-through dress months ago.
Now, if she convinced her new collaborator Tony Bennett to go nude, maybe that would get her the attention she needs.
