When it comes to the world of online dating, some people just...well...
They just shouldn't do it. They're creepy, weird, or overly forward.
Or just plain disgusting. Or all of the above.
It's just not for everyone is our point.
Maybe they're punking everyone else on Tinder and OKCupid, but something tells us these 25 people who totally fail at online dating are actually serious.
Seriously screwed up, no doubt. But there's no doubting their sincerity.
Amazingly enough, sometimes these insanely absurd messages don't make their recipients run for the nearest convent! Sometimes, they WORK!
Check out a gallery of some of the more unlikely successes below: