Miley Cyrus' life has been loaded with drama recently.
The singer was recently hospitalized for an allergic reaction, giving rise to a rumor that Miley suffers from a heart defect that could prove life-threatening. But the real tragedy here? She had to miss 4/20, yo!
While some may have celebrated Easter yesterday, for celebrity stoners like Miley, the high holy day was day to get high as hell, but as Miley learned the hard way - there's no tokin' in the hospital.
"Boutta be the wackest 420 ever," Miley tweeted in the hours leading up to the big day.
A tragically sober Miley continued to describe her heartbreaking situation from her hospital bed:
"Happy 420/Easter," she wrote later. "I'll be where I've been the passed week. In bed. Crying. NOT stoned!"
Not stoned on 4/20?! Ah, screw earthquake victims, can we take up a collection for this girl?
In all seriousness, Miley's situation sucks and it's not made any easier by the fact that her extended hospital stay comes right on the heels of news that her dog had been killed by a coyote.
Even so, expecting people to feel bad for you on a day when millions of Americans are reflecting on a dude getting whipped and crucified suggests Miley might be overplaying the pity card just a bit.
Girl, you made $76 mill last year. Pay someone to smuggle you a pot brownie and move on!