Kris Jenner: Pranks Are Ruining My Family!

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If we had to guess what was ruining the Kardashian family we might say their constant need for attention, sex tapes, or terrible rapper boyfriends, but Kris Jenner has a different theory - pranks!

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Yes, Kris believes the family's current woes are all the result of a diabolical plot perpetrated by an anonymous band of jokers.

According to TMZ Kris thinks the pranksters plan to destroy the Kardashians by spreading rumors, planting fake stories in the media and even making fake restaurant reservations.

In fact, the reports of a Kris Jenner sex tape are just the latest handiwork of this vicious group of bullies...according to Kris Jenner.

Kris even believes that one of the pranksters is a master at impersonating her and has been traveling the country spreading false information.

Reports that Khloe Kardashian is dating French Montana and Rob is in rehab are all thanks to the Kris look-alike, Jenner claims. 

It gets better: the mischief-makers reportedly called every Nobu restaurant in America last week and made reservations for the Kardashian-Jenner party. Kris says she only found out when her phone rang off the hook with confirmation requests!

Well, we don't have any theories about who the pranksters might be, but we do know they could be some of the greatest comic geniuses the world has ever known. Keep up the good work, guys!

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