Ray J didn't just hit it first.
He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.
In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Check out stills from the unnamed video here:
Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?
Is it really true that once you go Jew, as Rivers says below, you know how to screw?
And how will Kim react to her history as an amateur porn star once again coming to light?
We can't answer the final two questions just yet. But we can prepare readers to watch Ray J and Joan Rivers in bed. It's both humorous and frightening: