Brace yourselves, public. The odds of seeing Kris Jenner naked grow stronger and stronger by the day.
... and pose in Playboy!
“Kris has been talking about posing for Playboy magazine for a while now,” the publication writes. “She’s in the best shape of her life and is keen to show it off. The bikini shot she posted on Instagram recently was well received that she’s said, ‘Why not?'"
Because she's a mother? Heck, because she's a grandmother?
Because she's already a millionaire? Because such a spread could cause countless people to lose their lunch simultaneously?
Should we keep listing reasons why not, Kris?
A spokesperson for Playboy simply say “we never comment one way or the other about these types of rumors," leaving the door open for this frightening possibility.
VOTE now: Would you want to see Kris Jenner in Playboy?
What about these celebrities? Should they bare it all in these famous pages?