Monday's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13 showed us that Carlton Gebbia is actually a witch. Like, she is literally a Wiccan worshipper.
The British babe has made the most of her screen time thus far on the Bravo show, and certainly did so again last night, but not the way you might expect.
Carlton Gebbia's pool party, while sexy, was light on camera-ready OMG moments compared to the stuff happening later over at Yolanda Foster's house.
There, Carlton claimed she "sensed" Kyle Richards was talking about her behind her back. Because she has a means of spiritually sensing these things.
Just the day before, Gebbia and Richards appeared to be on better terms at the party, with Kyle making a nice gesture. Of course, Carlton still loathes her.
Kyle's gift of jewelry was a nice peace offering, but it boils down to her "belief system" and Richards' questioning of it. Sincere or not, it rubs her wrong.
Carlton "sensed" Kyle was mocking her faith due to a dream she had, then proceeded to CAST A SPELL ON JOYCE'S HUSBAND who fell ill that evening.
Seriously. This all happened. Follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see for yourself, because we cannot do it justice.
Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 13, Kim skipped that shindig in favor of the The Hollywood Collector's show.
This crew of washed up stars and their fans may have made the events at Carlton and Yolanda's residences seem normal by comparison. No small feat.
Also, Lisa Vanderpump continued to mother her BFF Brandi Glanville, as Lisa Vanderpump is wont to do. Not very becoming of her, we have to say.