Nice try, Brian Hounslow.
This 37-year old tried to masturbate inside the woman’s bathroom of a Walmart in Oklahoma this week… only to be walked in on by Beth Davis, who refused to let Hounslow leave the store without outing as a sicko.
After catching Hounslow doing his gross thing around 8:30 a.m. Wednesday, Davis pulled out her cell phone and starting filming him.
She followed him to the door and shouted "Someone stop him. Do not let him go out that door. Stop this man! Stop that man!"
Eventually, Hounslow was tracked down and charged with felony indecent exposure, as Davis told a local station of the incident:
"I wish I had my stun gun and stunned the sucker and laid him out then took the movie."
Take note, United Airlines. THIS is how you handle a public masturbator.