Neighbors Complain Over Loud Guinea Pig Sex

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Did you know that guinea pigs are especially loud when they fornicate?

Those living next door to Munster University in Germany discovered this unusual fact the hard way this month, filing a complaint over the sounds emanating from a research facility where the cute animals are apparently going at it in the name of science.

"The guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It's unbearable," said one of the whiners, who may actually have a point:

The guinea pig cages are only six-and-a-half feet from his bedroom window.

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