Farrah Abraham Strip Club Tour 2013: Coming to a Shady Venue Near You!

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Farrah Abraham is taking her ... whatever it is she does to a strip club near you!

The Teen Mom star turned porn star is embarking on a series of summer appearances that could net her more than $80,000, and you won't believe this, but:

The venues appear to be of the topless/XXX variety.

Farrah Sex Tape Image
Farrah Sex Tape Shot

Farrah Abraham, 21, will get up to $10,000 per night from:

  • EXXXotica, where she'll appear at “the nation’s largest event dedicated to love and sex” on May 31 and June 1 in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
  • Passions at Hard Rock on May 31 in Hollywood, Fla., where she will host her birthday party and after-party (busy day for her that day).
  • Silk, ”the Midwest’s only true Las Vegas style gentleman’s club,” on June 7-8 in Wisconsin.
  • Sunrise Gentleman’s Lounge on June 13 in N.J., to judge a nice pole-dancing contest.
  • The 46 Lounge on June 13 in N.J., where Farrah will host an after-party.
  • Gold Club, a ”premier gentlemen’s club” on June 27 in San Francisco.
  • Crazy Horse III on August 20 in Vegas, where she’ll appear at a party.

Say what you will about her, she's making some bank lately.

Farrah’s sex tape with James Deen, which netted her nearly a million dollars, was just what a fame-hungry reality TV star needed to rake it in.

Of course, she's also spending it just as quickly, apparently. Just last week she was seen in a $400,000 Lamborghini and shopping for seven-figure homes.

At least she's not pregnant. Kids are so expensive!


Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.