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June Shannon may dominate the world of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, but Sugar Bear stepped in to the spotlight on last night’s episode of this nauseating TLC hit.

Yes, it was Mike’s time to shine, as the birth father of Alana Thompson surprised his brood with a pool. Find out a lot more in our following patented +/- recap of the action down south…

The family goes shopping at a store called “Shh! It’s a Wig!” (PLUS 4 for the name) because June believes fake hair is the key to her child’s pageant success. But Sugar Bear steals the show, trying on a mullet because he wants to be taller and getting turned on by June going blonde. (“It makes me feel a little frisky and I kind of wanted to jump some bones.”)

Alana Thompson, Boyfriend
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MINUS 27 because… ewwww!

Even though his “putting-together skills ain’t that good,” Sugar Bear builds the aforementioned pool for his family. PLUS 6 because that’s actually a nice gesture and then MINUS 6 right back for June later showing how appreciative she is of her man by referring to him as “emotionless.”

At dinner, the gals grill June on why she won’t marry Mike, seeming the only decent man among her many baby daddies, despite being with him for eight years. Says Shannon: “Relationships come and go, but my kids will always be forever. Family is always first, period.” MINUS 12 for not counting your child’s father as part of the “family.”

“We’re not fat, we’re pleasingly plump.” – Sugar Bear earning himself PLUS 7 points.

The Thompsons go dumpster diving and then watch fireworks, as we give Alana PLUS 5 for declaring it the “best day of my life!” We can’t reign on a kid’s enthusiasm.