Dina Lohan Looks to Sell Out Lindsay in Memoir

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Apparently Dina Lohan sucks even worse than originally believed.

It's not like we had a strong opinion of her to begin with, but the fact that Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's secrets - blowing the lid off of LiLo's alleged drug and alcohol use in a new memoir - is reprehensible.

Lindsay has been a colossal mess and we will continue to call her out for it, but Dina's actions explain a lot, and actually make her daughter look sympathetic.

Lindsay Walks, Dina Creeps

As Lindsay walks to court in a full-body condom, leech Dina lurks behind.

As recently as last week, with Lindsay looking down the barrel of another jail sentence, Dina Lohan's been hawking her lame memoir around town.

"I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound life of partying excessively," says an excerpt, according to TMZ. "Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay's way of daily living."

"It just tore me up inside."

We'd like to tear her a new one after reading this drivel.

"How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? Could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? No, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone."

When Lindsay began acting crazy, piling up mug shots and what not, Dina says she was helpless, claiming she couldn't demand Lindsay return to N.Y.

Dina also admits she was conflicted since she was both Lindsay's parent and manager ... not that the idiot chose to back away from the money train.

That's what it's all about, right? Dina and her rep were soliciting meetings via email this month, to brainstorm how to make her book "a best seller."

TMZ sources say a ghost writer actually wrote the prologue after long sit-downs with Dina Lohan and her rep, and both were disgustingly on board.

As far as we know ... so far, no takers. Thank goodness.

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Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]