Pssst, L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services. Over here...
Brooke Mueller was involved in an argument with United Airlines staff members on Tuesday, the result of which was Charlie Sheen's troubled ex departing a plane under controversial circumstances. Was she kicked off? Did choose to leave because a flight attendant was being unfair?
Does it even matter at this point?
According to TMZ, Mueller tried to use the bathroom immediately prior to take-off. But a stewardess said she had to remain seated. A fight ensued. Brooke claims she demanded off the plane, but a witness says:
Mueller was "belligerent and cussing out the flight attendant" and was removed from the aircraft.