Brooke Mueller is aghast. You really think she'd walk around the street clutching a crack pipe, as a photo taken this week insinuated?!?
Please. Charlie Sheen's troubled ex has a reasonable explanation for that: it was just a little pot.
According to friends who spoke to TMZ, Mueller admits she smokes legal, medicinal marijuana sometimes due to anxiety. She doesn't ever smoke crack, reportedly, though she does dabble in the occasional cocaine.
But a binge only lasts for 12 hours and then she pops into rehab. There. All better!
As you might expect, Brooke doesn't believe there's any reason for the L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services to get involved or test her for drugs. And that organization apparently agrees: no one from it has questioned her or Sheen in over six months.