Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staff takes a look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made this week the most memorable in … weeks!
Please follow THG on Twitter and Facebook! Now, a rundown of the week in gossip. Much like last week, there was Charlie Sheen and then everything else:

- It was inevitable. Charlie Sheen was fired from Two and a Half Men.
- It was also inevitable that this wouldn’t shut down Sheen’s Korner.
- The deranged actor filed a $100 million lawsuit against the trolls …
- … just before his home was raided by police last night. Obviously.
- After four years together, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are broken up.
- Lindsay Lohan may be hurt by her probation record. But she looks good.
- After her recent arrest … it looks like Christina Aguilera is still a mess.
- Chris Brown is done apologizing for what happened with Rihanna.
- But he’s not done taking nude photos of himself apparently.

- Miley Cyrus tells the paparazzi to step off! More than once!
- Mel Gibson will plead no contest to battery but avoid jail.
- Lady Gaga has severed ties with Target over a donation.
- Kim Kardashian got kalled out in hilarious fashion.
- Justin Bieber was trapped in a hotel. Like for real.

- Who will Brad choose? The Bachelor spoilers (and video above) hint at …
- … we’ll find out Monday. In other news, Jersey Shore is a Guido Circus.
- American Idol bid farewell to its first finalist of the 2011 season.
- Michaele Salahi is unfortunately still around, causing trouble.
- The Britney Spears sexual harassment case continues, too.