Jessica Simpson is Having a Baby (Someday)!

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“I’m Having a Baby.” - Jessica Simpson to Life & Style

Of course, this is the star (if she's even quoted) talking about future baby plans, rather than a story about Eric Johnson actually getting Jessica Simpson pregnant. If that happened, the headline would read "Jessica Simpson: Pregnant!"

You don't fool us, second-rate supermarket tabloid ...

Jessica is Having a Baby!

MORNING SICKNESS: She was actually just sick one morning. Really.

A couple of side notes on top of the blatantly misleading headline:

  • That's one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. The girl is hot, if nothing else. Show it ... or at least use a pic of her with Eric.
  • If Jennifer Aniston is really "baring it all," why is there a stock photo, circa 2002, on the cover? Not exactly a compelling teaser.
  • We already saw the first Breaking Dawn photo. Come on guys.
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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson