Teresa Giudice tried to physically assault Danielle Staub on Monday night's Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion special. Relive the madness NOW.
And while one doesn't need to explain why such an action would be desirable (raise your hand if you don't want to assault Danielle Staub), Giudice wrote about the incident in her latest Bravo website blog.
Focused on the reference by Staub to her nephew - she accused Teresa of not acknowledging his birth - Guidice says she initially was confounded.
"I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital]," she writes. "But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway)."
Danielle seemed to be implying that Giudice's nephew was actually her husband's love child.Continued an understandably peeved Teresa:
"Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?
"She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it. It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy."
Not like that's a far trip for Giudice, of course. Admitting she's "a screamer," Teresa did say she was sorry for shoving host Andy Cohen.
Bravo, naturally, will air the second half of the show's reunion special next Monday night. After all, people may complain that these women are insane - but the ratings prove insanity is a draw.