Audrina Patridge has a sick body. The Situation and Bristol Palin are most likely to have a love child. Kurt Warner has God on his side. No one hassles the Hoff.
Still, when it comes to actually winning Dancing With the Stars, Brandy and Jennifer Grey remain the odds-on favorites, according to insiders ... and gamblers.
On-set sources say Brandy's raw, natural talent - and not the kind of raw talent her brother Ray J showed us years ago - is unquestioned, and as for Grey?
We know she can dance dirty. Insiders predict both of these celebrities will "blow the competition out of the water" when the new season debuts on Monday.
Jennifer Grey clearly has the best odds to win, according to people who actually bet on these things. But tell us, who are you rooting for on DWTS?