Kim Kardashian Threatens Lawsuit Over Sex Doll Doppelgänger

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Kim Kardashian has no appreciation for the past.

The reality star, who would be a complete nobody if not for her sex tape with Ray J, is trying to erase all memories of her birthday-suit related history. First, she made a stink about Playboy releasing never-before-seen photos from her 2007 pictorial.

Now, Kim wants a sex toy company to stop selling a doll that bears a slight likeness to her.

Kim In Paris

Can't a lingerie-clad model messily eat a mayonnaise-soaked sandwich without Kim Kardashian making it all about herself?!?

Produced by Pipedream Products, the Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll is described as a "busty bubble-butt bimbo who's had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken."

We have no idea why Kardashian thinks this is in any way related to her and her love life.

Shawn Chapman Holley, an attorney for the family, has sent a letter to the company and demanded it ceases production on the doll, lest she file a lawsuit.

But - like Kim propped against a wall and taking it from her latest conquest - Pipedream Products is standing strong. It tells TMZ: "The similarity between the Kinky Kim doll and Ms. Kardashian is purely coincidental."

Seriously, Kim. Chill. Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it. Somewhere, Miles Austin is firing up a video camera...


Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]