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It’s not “To be or not to be?” but an important question was still posted this week:

Can you still refer to a show as “Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami” when one of the titled sisters has flown the coop? The THG intern assigned to cover this overly scripted E! series has posed that question because Kim Kardashian took the place of Khloe. Let’s see what went down last night…

No Khloe doll this week.  Instead she was replaced by someone who is starting to look more and more like an actual doll: Miss Kimmy Kardashian, middle sister and media whore extraordinaire.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye in NYC
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Okay, for reals, how much makeup does Kim wear?  They all wear a ton, but but Kim takes the painted-on cake.  Her look is omni-changing, prompting my roommate to constantly ask “Do you think she had work done?”

Whatever. What I really want to know is if Kourtney and Scott banging on the balcony was staged.  Knowing the Kardashians, of course. They have no shame and, to be honest, I was cracking up.  Welcome to Miami, Kim!!!

The flashbacks of Kourtney and Kim were cute, but after that, the episode pretty much went downhill. 

Kim’s addicted to her blackberry (aka “crackberry.”) No shock there.  It’s crazy how much more paparazzi Kim attracts; that scene outside of Dash was crazy.

Speaking of Dash, once again the employees showed how mind-numbingly stupid they are.  Why on earth would you ever talk about potentially having an STD while being filmed for a reality show?  SERIOULSY. An IQ, or even common sense, test is clearly not required during employee screenings for Dash. 

And if you don’t want people knowing your private business, then don’t reveal it on camera.

 
This week’s episode was vapid, while being littered with bits of nostalgia. 

As staged as most of it is, Kourtney and Kim will never be as close as they were as children.  Sorry for the harsh reality check, but they’re both grown-ups now with different careers and different lives.  C’est la vie.