You would naturally assume that Emilio Masella, who is dating Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for some reason, met the Jersey Shore star grinding at a trashy nightclub.
Au contraire. It was a match made online.
"We honestly met on Facebook," Snooki said of her new man, with whom she attended the Masks and Mayhem Purim party at Solo restaurant in Manhattan.
"We were just talking as friends and we started hanging out and actually clicked," says the MTV star, who has been dating Emilio Masella for about a month.
Snooki: Emilio Masella's girlfriend.
"All that's important is that we're happy with each other and I have a good time with him," Snooki continued about her dream fella. "I love his personality."
And he loves seeing Snooki nude, incomprehensibly.
Shortly after speaking to Us, the pair survived trauma together: as reported Sunday, the bash erupted into chaos when shards of ice crashed through the roof.
"Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!" Snooki tweeted as some revelers were bleeding and at treated for minor injuries and taken to the hospital.
Luckily, she later reported that "everyone's ok."