Lady Gaga is a sexual being.
Perhaps more so than most, considering those pesky hermaphrodite rumors. Whether she's a woman and/or a man, she claims she's not getting any lately.
"I'm single because I don't have the time," she told a group of reporters at a M.A.C Cosmetics' Viva Glam event in London. "You know what? That's okay."
"Even Lady Gaga can be celibate."
So well spoken in the third-person. Guess Matthew Williams is out of luck. The singer goes on to offer words of wisdom to girls regarding sexual behavior.
If only Bristol Palin had listened to this: "If you can't get to know someone, then you probably shouldn't be having sex with them," she said.
Want a piece of this? Too bad, Lady Gaga doesn't have time.
Words to live by. Lady Gaga continued, wisely encouraging young women to carry condoms and get frequent HIV tests, reiterating "You are not invincible."
She also discussed some of the downsides of intercourse for ladies.
"Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick. We're just receivers."
"We can't talk about sex, we can't sing about sex."
Well, she disproved her own point there, but we get the drift. This concludes today's lesson in Sex and Relationships 101 with the Fabulous Lady Gaga.