Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?
Put another way, does Lady Gaga have a penis?
That seems very hard to believe, but hey, if you believe today’s craziest batch of rumors and a grainy picture circulating online, well, then yes and yes!
The photo below, taken from a video filmed at the Glastonbury festival in the UK, shows something between Lady Gaga’s legs you would not expect.
This must make her a hermaphrodite, right? Obviously! It’s so obvious! Look at that … who would have guessed she walks around with that thing?
Does this picture show that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite?
According to the celeb news site Bossip, the “Poker Face” songstress once admitted she’s a hermaphrodite, though no evidence of this is provided.
“It’s not something I’m ashamed of, I just don’t go around telling everyone,” she said (supposedly). “I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and doesn’t interfere much with my life.”
Just a little bit of one? Do you still qualify as a hermaphrodite if it’s just a miniature-sized one? How does that work exactly? We’re confused.
“The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags.”
“I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot.”
“I have both a poon and a peener. Big f**king deal.”
That’s some quote, whether it was really her or just some over-caffeinated blogger who uttered it. Here’s the video of the Lady Gaga “hermaphrodite” reveal. Check out the vantage point you get around the 1:10 mark …
So there you have it. Okay, that probably doesn’t settle much of anything. But you have now seen the so-called hermaphrodite evidence. You can draw whatever conclusion you want from it. All that’s left to do is vote below.
What do you think? Is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite?