We should all be more like Heather Mills.
No, we shouldn't marry rich, whine about a $50 million divorce settlement and generally come across as all that's wrong and spoiled about the world.
But we should dedicate a chunk of our time and resources to charitable causes, as Paul McCarney's ex claims to have done with her oversized bank account.
"Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security," she said this week. "I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."
This story doesn't exactly jibe with other reports on why Mills is nearly broke. Sources have said she spent $2 million on a pool for her home in Englad, for example. (Man, we gotta see that pool!)
If you actually believe Heather is out of money because she spent it all on other people, you must also feel terrible for Tila Tequila and her miscarriage.