Considering the shady exploitation of his children, and the flaunting of relationships so soon after separating from his wife, this seems impossible to believe.
But Hailey Glassman swears it’s true: Jon Gosselin’s penis is even smaller than his capacity to care about anyone but himself.
In a revealing interview with Steppin Out, the 23-year old does not speak favorably about her ex-boyfriend’s manhood. She says:
“He was so small I didn’t think he would cheat on me… He’s hung like a nine-year-old boy. I’m serious. This is true.”
How tiny does Hailey claim Jon measures? “3 inches.”
The only thing funnier than Hailey Glassman’s statement on Jon Gosselin’s penis size? Her attempt to look sexy in this photo.
Glassman and Gosselin didn’t exactly part ways in an amicable fashion, of course.
They broke up in December and Hailey has many reasons to lie about the reality show dad’s minute girth, considering he’s moved on to Morgan Christie.
Last month, Hailey warned Morgan to run far away from her new man, telling her replacement that Jon will likely screw her in the same way he screwed Glassman: with a tiny penis, and by taking her money.