That’s about all we can say after reading a pair of tabloid covers featuring Angelina Jolie this week. Like clockwork, the Brad-Angelina-Jen gossip carousel keeps on turning, growing ever more scandalous (and hard to believe) by the week!
Today, two separate publications are alleging ridiculous Brangelina showdowns, the hilarious likes of which have been reported many times before:
- Angelina Jolie recently “erupted on set” at Brad Pitt after discovering an “intimate gift” from Jennifer Aniston at their hotel, claims In Touch.
- After his apparent cheating confession, Angelina violently attacked Brad, who sustained a bloody nose, according to the National Enquirer.
We know she said she’d kick his ass recently, but wow …
Man oh man, Angelina Jolie has really flown off the handle at Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston this time. The previous seven weeks had nothing on this meltdown!
Who would have guessed Angie would be so upset, given that she herself was cheating on Brad last week. At least that’s what we read in the tabloids.
Also, how classic are the Enquirer cover pics? That could be anyone’s hand, and the bloody nose shot of Brad may or may not be from this century.
Quit mailing ’em in like this, guys. You can’t find one current photo of scruffy Brad for your made-up stories? You gotta try a little harder than that.