This is a proud time for Kourtney Kardashian.
The new mother has chosen the publication that will pay her lots of money for is showing the world her newborn son.
Inside the latest issue of Life & Style, the eldest Kardashian sister describes what it's like to be a mother:
"I feel so lucky. He's such a good baby."
Hmmm... would she feel less lucky if he cried a lot?
As for that controversial middle name, Kourtney says:
"Dash is not for my clothing store, as some people have suggested online. That would be stupid. Dash is short for Kardashian, and it was my father's nickname."
Recent reports suggested that Kourt flipped out at Reggie Bush because he considered proposing to Kim Kardashian around Christmas. Such family news would have overshadowed this cover story.
Meanwhile Scott Disick is not included on the cover shot, he does pose inside the magazine with his son and occasional girlfriend. He even looks sort of happy to be there:
Keep those eyes closed, Mason. We wouldn't wanna look if our parents were Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick, either.