The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring back Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.
This edition of TOTT takes on special meaning with the beginning of the World Series in Yankee Stadium tonight. One of our participants will be there.
The other? She’ll just be updating her blog and begging for attention. But she is also back together with her NFL star boyfriend as of earlier this year!
Kate Hudson. Kim Kardashian. Two hot stars. Dating star athletes. Who’ll prevail when they duke it out in a grueling, 10-round battle? We’ll find out.
Ding, ding!
1. DAUGHTER OF …
Kate Hudson: Goldie Hawn
Kim Kardashian: Kris Jenner
Edge: Kate (big time)
2. STEPDAD’S GREATEST OLYMPIC ACHIEVEMENT
Kate Hudson: Playing hockey coach Herb Brooks in Miracle
Kim Kardashian: Winning gold in the decathlon in 1976
Edge: Tie
3. MOST STRIKING FEATURE
Kate Hudson: Skinny frame; Long, blonde hair
Kim Kardashian: Enormous booty
Edge: Kate
4. BAGGAGE
Kate Hudson: Five-year-old son Ryder
Kim Kardashian: Enormous booty
Edge: Kim
5. OFTEN SEEN ON …
Kate Hudson: Silver screens, Yankee Stadium scoreboard
Kim Kardashian: Every celebrity gossip site on the planet
Edge: Kim
Kate Hudson: Chris Robinson
Kim Kardashian: Damon Thomas
Edge: Kate
7. BOYFRIEND’S SPORTS CONTROVERSY
Kate Hudson: Steroids, lying, general douchebag tendencies
Kim Kardashian: Improper financial dealings while at USC
Edge: Kate
8. IMAGE PROBLEMS
Kate Hudson: Unlucky in love, flaky
Kim Kardashian: Overexposed
Edge: Kim
9. BEST KNOWN MOVIE ROLE
Kate Hudson: Almost Famous
Kim Kardashian: Kim Kardashian Superstar (a.k.a. Ray J sex tape)
Edge: Kate
10. LOVES TO EAT …
Kate Hudson: A Rod
Kim Kardashian: Bush
Edge: Tie
THE VERDICT: it was close, but K-Hud takes it 6-4. Nice try, Kim. Better luck next time. Maybe stage a wedding or a pregnancy for some more PR at some point?