Late last week, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo spent a night in Paris.
This is not the sort of behavior we condone, however, such a huge number of dudes have fallen victim to the ho-tel heiress' money and fame charms over the years, we understand, at least in theory, how such a mistake might happen.
Spending a second night in the Hilton, though? That's just baffling.
Less than 24 hours after their first steamy night together, Paris Hilton held a smaller, private party at her Beverly Hills home, according to The Sun (UK).
Cristiano Ronaldo was among those invited.
A source in Paris’s gated community said: "Paris was tired after that night [with Ronaldo] and held a little private party. Ronaldo came by after midnight."
While he reportedly left before 5 a.m., unlike their previous encounter, you have to wonder what compelled the baller back into her disease-laden lair.
1 NIGHT IN PARIS was apparently not enough for Ronaldo.
Of course, Paris' first night with Ronaldo came a year after a failed attempt to seduce the star - and just hours after she split from her douche boyfriend.
Paris and Doug Reinhardt broke up on Tuesday after she flew into a rage upon discovering he was partying in L.A. with Texas beauty queen Kendhal Beal.
A spokesman for Paris insisted Kendhal Beal was not involved in the break-up. Of course, ice and fruit thrown at her by Paris seem to suggest otherwise.