Welcome back, celeb news and gossip readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our weekly fan-favorite tradition.
Who won this week’s contest, featuring the always-skanky (but entertaining) Paris Hilton? It was a very tough race, but we’ve settled on the winner.
Congratulations to Debra Walker for a terrific entry. The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received.
Good luck in the next edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!
Clearly missing Science Day at school, Paris mistakes cm for inches when ordering her Village People Tribute outfit.