Britney Spears' Boobs Dying to Say Hello

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Britney Spears' boobs are suffocating.

Having not been featured in any nipple slip or nude pics of late, and being confined by tank tops two sizes too small, they are dying to break free! It's only a matter of time before she obliges. At least one would think so, given her behavior of late.

Tank Top Heat

Meanwhile, the horde of celebrity news photographers following Britney Spears‘ every move is equally anxious for this event. But not because it's anything new. On the contrary, the train wreck is making them serious coin with each (nipple) slip-up!

The dude on the right, who somewhat resembles Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite, looks particularly focused on getting the money shot - if you know what we are talking about!

Sigh. Poor Jayden James and Sean P.


Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears