We know, fans. It’s a terribly tragic travesty.
The Pirates of the Caribbean star, 30, who recently announced he wanted to take a break from movies, hits the boards for the first time Thursday, starring in the David Storey play In Celebration.
NOTE: Due to rules imposed by our advertisers, we are unable to display the pic of Daniel Radcliffe naked.
NOTE #2: However, as a (big) consolation, we invite you to view Shemar Moore naked.
“I heard what they’re saying,” Orlando Bloom tells Britain’s The Guardian. “But you’ve read the play. Where would I possibly get my clothes off in it? It’s bizarre.”
Find a way, man. Get nude. And get Keira Knightley in there with you. Such amazing chemistry there! It’s a shame to waste it.
In the play, about three brothers who escape the mining life represented by their father, Bloom is at one point invited to take off his … coat (HOT) … but, sadly, that’s the only disrobing in the production set in the gritty north of England.
He does, however, sport a new mustache for the role. Wonder how his ex, Kate Bosworth, feels about that. Probably so sick to her stomach that she just won’t eat.