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You’ve gotta hand it to Britney Spears.

Well, not right now. The train wreck of a singer won’t have any place to hold it.

That’s because Britney has her hands full with a coffee cup, a pack of cigarettes, a purse and new dog London. Oh, and she’s rocking a pink wig. In case you didn’t notice.

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

There’s not much else to say about this celebrity picture, as Spears is walking into the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood. We’d act surprised about the hair color, but this is the same woman who shaved all her locks off a few months ago.

And married Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears makes room in her hands for her dog, a coffee cup, a pack of cigarettes and a purse. Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline? They can carry each other.

So nothing about Britney Spears shocks us anymore. Until she bites the naked bullet and actually poses for Playboy, like Garcelle Beauvais or Holly Madison, Sean Preston’s mother has fallen into the category of Mike Tyson and Adam “Pacman” Jones:

Anything is possible with her. A headline of Britney Spears Becomes Tight-Roping Lion Tamer would pretty much be expected at this point.

Until then, though, we’ll continue to fulfill our duties as a celebrity gossip source and bring you every Britney picture we can find. Oh, and we’ll continue to pray for Jayden James.

A lot.